to the colors

A couple of tech notes.

As you can see, Metaphor has returned to something like its longstanding template and color scheme. Sort of.

Blogger has been pretty buggy lately, with titles turning into big ugly hyperlinks and stuff. Hopefully, the kids up in Mountain View have gotten a line around that. Though tonight I did have to resort to Internet Explorer because the color palette wasn’t working in Firefox. I know somebody at Blogger is going to spot this post on Technorati and fix that glitch tout de suite.

This post is being composed in Windows Live Writer, a product from the nice people at Microsoft, as have several posts in the recent past. If you’re a blogger, you might like to check that out. A good alternative to writing in Blogger’s minimalist wysiwyg interface, which sometimes feels like a cozy place you’d drop an infant for a nap.

pitiful

I’ve been seeing a really pitiful new form of blog comment spam lately. An anonymous commenter says something about it being good that they’ve found the blog, because it has information they need for a school project.

Why? It’s not a real comment. Has nothing to do with the post before them. They’re just wandering around leaving this meaningless drivel on blogs. Or maybe it’s automated. But still, what’s the point?

Oh, I guess there’s a link. I wouldn’t click it, because it probably needs to something stupid or insane, or utterly demeaning of human existence.

So they think if others believe they’re a student, we’ll follow their link into the void. Huh.

Pitiful idiots. They’re everywhere. How can we help them?

What I learned today

In my last post, I mentioned that I need to learn to do something new every day. I sort of implied that it’s a new years resolution or something. It’s not. I actually believe that I do learn something new every day, even after almost a half century spinning around on our little blue pixel in space.

Sometimes I incorporate what I learn into my life. More rarely, I am still conscious of what it was by the end of the day. So my new years resolution is to try to keep track of the things I learn. One thing every day.

Have you ever checked out OddTodd? It’s a fun site. He does a thing called his Daily Fact I Learned From The TV. It’s cool. And in the spirit of ripping off that premise, I propose to offer you – my indefatigable Reader – a daily what I learned today. Except I probably won’t post it every day. Maybe I’ll keep a list and post them once a week.

Assuming I succeed at all. I’m taking odds.

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

Here’s my first episode of What I Learned Today and it’s a double for your money. 

… And by the way, I didn’t say these were going to be funny. I’m just a writer. I’m not OddTodd or Ze Frank.

Quick Tip for Showing/Hiding Mark-up (reviewing elements) in MS Word 2003.

When I’m working on a document, I often insert comments using the reviewing functions in Word. Sometimes I use Track Changes, so that all my editing markups appear conditionally until I finish the editing job.

There is an option to have the comments and tracked changes appear as balloons in the right column, or not. It’s nice to be able to turn the comments balloons on and off, so they’re not always in your way, right?

It’s always been my habit to go to the Reviewing Toolbar, click Show then scroll down to Balloons. A slow method.


Yesterday I learned that if you go to View > Markup, you can easily hide all the balloons, and the changes. This shows you the document without comments, and with the changes that you have made but not yet finalized. In other words, the final document without markups.That’s faster.

Today I learned that on the Reviewing Toolbar, there’s an option to select how you want to view the document. You can see the Final Showing Markups, the Final, the Original Showing Markups, or the Original. That’s a lot faster, and easier.

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Sweet!

Well, let’s see what I’ve learned in a week or so, right? Maybe I’ll learn how I’ve been using Word for 15 years without knowing those obvious functions were there.

You hearin’ me, Horton?

Some people have told me that they like to read the blog, but they forget it exists. Fair enough. The tubes of the Internets are big.

To celebrate the New Year, by acknowledging that I need to learn something new every day, I have added new functions to the blog.

Now you can now get all this metaphorical goodness delivered right to your e-mail in-box, automatically, each time I post. [Sound of riotous applause.]

Subscribe to Metaphor by e-mail.  

Maybe you are someone, like me, who uses a feed reader to subscribe to blogs. Metaphor can do that too.

Subscribe to Metaphor using a reader.

You say you’d like to decide later? Cool. There are links to subscribe in the right column, and in the footer of the page. They look like this.

Thank you for your support. 

surprise!

I know, I haven’t been blogging much lately. It’s the time of year. I’m cocooning ruminating. Plus I’m trying to work on the novel when I have time. Plus I posted a poem the other day which met with unmitigated indifference, and that’s cool: maybe you guys are cocooning ruminating too, huh?

Here, you can haz surprised kitteh. No charges.

something new

I’m trying out a new blogging tool, and this is a test post.

Windows Live has a blogging tool called Live Writer. I just read about it in PC World magazine, and thought I’d try it out.

http://windowslivewriter.spaces.live.com/

So far, it looks pretty cool. But I haven’t figured out how to insert a split post. That’s important to me, and the button to do it is on the tool bar, and I read the instruction in help, but the button is dead. That would be a deal breaker.

There’s really not much going on around here tonight. I guess the kids are trick-or-treating. They’re being quiet about it. I’m a single guy who needs to keep candy out of his life, so I don’t get involved. I used to hang out at my folks’ place while the kids were out and amuk, and made it my task to look after the dogs. But they’re all in doggie heaven now, so I stayed home tonight. I’ve got a movie to watch.

Well, I’ve typed a few paragraphs and the split post button still won’t work, so I guess this software isn’t ready to go. I checked out forums for it, and the answer isn’t encouraging. Seems the new split post functionality of blogger isn’t playing nice with livewriter yet. So I guess I’ll uninstall this thing and stick with posting at blogger. Bummer. It’s fun to play with.

Welcome…

Greetings to recent visitors to Metaphor from Bulgaria, Saskatchewan, and Mountain View, California. Could it be that the Googlers from Google dropped by to see what’s up? Maybe they’re checking the blogosphere to see what’s being said about the g-mail outage the other day. I think I said it’s no big deal, and it’s not.

Hey, Bulgaria, bogdaproste, dudes! That’s Romanian, it’s phonetic, and it’s probably wrong, but I’m just a provoslavny kid from Carpinteria, so my tricks are limited.

Keep coming back. Take what you like and leave the rest.

overflow

One time when I was a kid, our family went camping. We went camping many times, you know. This time it might have been Shaver Lake, south of Yosemite and northeast of Fresno. I’m guessing. Anyway, the campground was full when we arrived and the first night they put us in Overflow, a part of the campground set aside for just such times. It was more of a dirt parking lot than a campsite; those closer to the lake were beautiful.
It was just one night, we made a happy family adventure of it, and Overflow was our term – for years – for any situation in which a person or thing was exiled and expected to wait off to one side. If your food wasn’t ready for take-out as promised, and you had to stand and wait while the cashier rang up other customers, you were in Overflow. You get it.

I thought about that today because I used to have another blog a different URL, and since I moved Metaphor to this address, all those posts – 1783 – have been waiting in Overflow, at a defunct address. I finally got around to importing them, and Metaphor now has all 2262 I’ve made since I started it in 2003.

Excited about being able to browse all that good old stuff? I knew you would be.

Anyway, here’s hoping you always get the main campground, close to the lake, close enough but not too close to the bathrooms.

I’m Content!

I happy; at least, terribly satisfied. Blogger has added the feature I was ranting about not having, just last night. Look!

 
That little symbol I’m pointing out is called Insert Jump Break, and it’s exactly what I wanted. So I can …

Insert a break in my post. Then you can keep reading or not, and the whole long boring thing isn’t cluttering up the main page of the blog.

Isn’t that sweet? Thanks, Blogger, you great big bunch of happy Mountain View geeks!

lapdog

OK. As I shared in my last post, I am frustrated by Blogger. I’ve had my shower now, and Blogger’s a good little dog, but it won’t hunt like the big dogs do. Still, it’s lovable. I’m not ready to kick it to the curb.

I have my solution, I think. Won’t bore you with the details. … If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.

When I have a long post, you’ll have a link here.The Internet is made of links, not tubes. And a mouse is a good as a dog in this roshambo, just as a nod’s as good as a wink – nudge nudge.

I’m going to use WordPress posts, or pdf files, or some of each. 

It took a fair bit of scrubbing, but I think I got the sap.

I’m aggravated

I’m consternated, peeved and aggrieved. I shall not head to the thesaurus to explore further how much I’m just … grrr.

First of all, I was sitting under a pine tree this afternoon, and it took a poo on my head. I guess it bled. I got sap in my hair. It bugged me for a couple of hours, but when I got home I forgot about it for a while. Now I need a late evening shower before bed. I’m not in the mood.

Also, I’m frustrated to the end of the block and back by Blogger. Sometimes, I want to post something here that’s longer than a few paragraphs of quickdraw drivel. Maybe a bit of story, you know? But I don’t want to post it all together, because maybe you’d like to read a little and decide if you want to move on to something else, or read the post.

So I could push a button right here, and you’d have a link to read the rest or skip on happily downward. 
[Follow-up to this post]

This is an option in other blog platforms; for instance, WordPress has it. I have a WordPress blog. Their functions are pretty cool. Static pages, post excerpts … sweet. I could move this blog there in about 10 minutes. But I like my blog here on Blogger. Except for this one little function, I have it just the way I want it. So I tried a big nasty html work-around with the template code, which used to work, but it doesn’t.

Blogger upgraded their compose functions recently. Why didn’t they just add the old split post thingy and we’d have it? Grrr. 

I’ve been playing around with creating longer things in pdf or html pages, or using WordPress just for longer posts, and it’s the kind of time-wasting crappity crap that can waste vast tracts of sanity.

Heads up and fair warning: this blog might move. If it does, there will be a link here for you to click, until you get around to changing your bookmarks.

OK, I gotta go wash my hair.

Scene

Are you enjoying the blog today? Like the new color scheme? I’ve been changing it a lot, I know, trying to make it easy on the eyes.

I like blogging. I’m a poet and I like to post poems, and little rants about writing, and miscellaneous stuff. Just draining the swamp between my ears, you know?

Did you know I have another blog? Actually, I run several, but most are for groups I’m in. I have two writing blogs; this one and this one over yonder. So why does a guy need two blogs? Well, you don’t. I have two because I like them both for different functions. And I’m a nerd.

I’ve had the other URL – kimberlin.wordpress.com – for a long time. It  has served various functions; for instance, it was a blog about cruelty to animals for a while. 

Since I write fiction, I write scenes, which are just too big to post on a Blogger site. If you have to keep scrolling down forever, you can’t see the next post, which you might find more interesting. It’s a distraction, and writers have enough problems distracting their readers. So I needed another venue.

WordPress has a cool function that lets you break up long posts. You can do it at Blogger, but only with a big pain-in-the-butt html work-around. I thought about moving the whole show over there to WordPress, but I don’t want to right now. Maybe in the future. WordPress does have a nice set-up.

I also considered hosting a blog for everything at my static web site.  But I don’t want to do that. Too much work. Let the pros handle the blogging site business, says I.

So I decided to start a new blog for creative work product – Scene – and keep this old Metaphor where it is. There might be essays over there too. But there won’t be any videos or comics or random observations there. Just serious writing output; nothing not created by me.

So far, I’ve copied all the stories that were posted here over to there, so that site is caught up with the program.

Listen, check it out if you want. But you don’t need to bookmark anything, unless you want to. Whenever I post a story or a piece of my novel over there, I’ll post a link to it here. Just thought I’d … you know … blog it.