the natural forms

Every natural form — palm leaves and acorns, oak leaves and sumach and dodder — are untranslatable aphorisms.

– Thoreau

THE SHADOW OF FERNS

Some night you will be cold
and alone. Maybe an animal
is crying outside or the wind
is dragging a branch of palm
across the roof and it wakes you.
If you love me, say my name aloud.

There is no ceremony.
Just say it once or twice
into the darkness, or into the cool
electric glow of your lamp.
Say it slowly to a patch of moonlight
on the rug.

Maybe I will hear it, as I stare
at the vague shadow of ferns
cast by the moon on my drapes.
Then say it for hope, for life,
for the distance between us.

© by J. Kyle Kimberlin

what fresh hell


They say the writer Dorothy Parker had the habit of answering the phone by exclaiming, “What fresh hell is this?” I have always admired this, and am frequently reminded of it. I’ve read that she initially started saying it whenever her train of thought was interrupted, then later began answering her phone this way.

Back then of course (Parker wrote in the 1920s and 1930s), there was no caller ID. So Parker had the guts to bellow this phrase at whomever happened to be jangling her life, and cutting short the frayed thread of her creative weaving. I like that. I don’t have the guts to do it – even with caller ID – and I wish I did.

Well, not really. Truth be told, I love the telephone; I always have. I like talking to people, and I’ve always wanted to be popular. So on my 17th birthday – 30 years ago next month – my folks got me my own phone and a private line. Here’s my old phone, next to one I’m using now.

State of the art in 1978, kids. But I don’t use it because it doesn’t work well anymore. There’s something wrong with the receiver. Maybe someday I’ll get it fixed, because you gotta admit that’s a real phone. It’s got heft. It’s a thing of substance, unlike today’s instruments. And unlike today’s blogging, in which I’ve kind of veered off into the trivial, from pondering a Calvin cartoon.

I suppose my point is that we writers are communicators at our core, that writing is our way of reaching out into the world and making ourselves available. We leave the line connected – unlike our little friend above, and unlike Parker with her implied demand for solitude – and we hope the phone rings.

Another great Parker quote:

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

Letter from God

A few days ago, I went off on a rant about the general failure to thrive of human civilization. Though I don’t necessarily think I was wrong, I certainly wish to consider how broad was my generalization, and make a conditional retraction. I should have said that the institutions of civilization have failed to support the betterment of life for people.

Things like the following tend to break my heart just enough to see where it needs to be fixed. It arrived by email from my Mom today; author, unknown. Maybe, on many levels that rarely make the mainstream media, we’re not doing so badly after all. Maybe people are actually lovable.

This is one of the kindest things I’ve ever experienced. I have no way to know who sent it, but there is a kind soul working in the dead letter office of the US Postal Service.

Our 14-year-old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey! She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so she dictated these words:

Dear God, Will you please take care of my dog? She died yesterday and is with you in heaven. I miss her very much. I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick. I hope you will play with her. She likes to play with balls and to swim. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her you will know that she is my dog. I really miss her. Love, Meredith.

We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven. That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at the post office. A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet. I told her that I thought He had.

Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed,” To Meredith” in an unfamiliar hand. Meredith opened it. Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, “When a Pet Dies.” Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope. On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:

Dear Meredith, Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help. I recognized Abbey right away.

Abbey isn’t sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog.

Since we don’t need our bodies in heaven, I don’t have any pockets to keep your picture in, so I am sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.

Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me. What a wonderful mother you have. I picked her especially for you. I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much.

By the way, I am wherever there is love.

Love,

God

help out

Some people just don’t get my sense of humor.

I went shopping for a few things down at the Vons, which is a chain of supermarkets, for those of you in distant climes. I had about a dozen items in a little hand-basket. When I went to check out, I lifted the basket onto the conveyor with one hand, very easily.

The cashier said, “Would you like some help out?”

Now this question – as considerate and friendly as it is – always jangles my keys, ya know? I mean I hauled that little pile of crap up there with one hand. I think I can get it to the parking lot without help. I’m a grown man, for cryin in the rain. I work out, with 20 pound dumbbells.

I can see offering help to get your purchases to your car if you have a lot, or you’re an older citizen or infirm in some way. I admire people offering to help each other, really. So usually I just say no thanks. Sometimes I chuckle and say Well, I got it up here, guess I can get it out.

Tonight there was something plugging up my mood, and I had to be rid of it.

“One of these days,” I said, “I’m going to come up here with my five pounds of stuff and take you up on that offer. I’m gonna say Yeah Dude help me get this handful of stuff to my truck.”

I said it in a friendly way, laughing, joking. The cashier was just barely able to feign a weak half-smile.

While this was going on, a lady got in line behind me. She clutched a single item to her little chest. Something it a can, it was. One can of something. She may have been mumbling My Precious, My Precious.

I began to feel like a smartass jerk. When the cashier said, “Thank you Mr. Kimberlin,” I said, “Oh, thank you very much; have a good night.”

And as I turned and walked away, past the mini Starbucks, I heard him say to the lady with one can of something precious, “Help out tonight?”

Yahoo and AOL? egads

“SAN FRANCISCO — Internet pioneers Yahoo Inc. and AOL were closing in on a deal late Wednesday that would combine their businesses into an online advertising giant, according to four people familiar with the talks.

If consummated, the deal could let Yahoo wriggle out of a situation that this week had seemed inevitable: succumbing to Microsoft Corp.’s unsolicited $42-billion takeover bid.”[Los Angeles Times]

Oh, the horror! The horror!

Yahoo was my way out of the blight that was AOL. It was my lifeboat, when AOL became becalmed in a vast and chewy sea of dial-up Content. Now Yahoo has been blown into the horse latitudes too, and I’ve moved on to using Google as my Internet sloop. But it’s hard to see my old vessel from Silicon Valley go down by the bow; worse yet, to be towed out by this giant sluggish freighter.

Too much Metaphor? Sorry.

let him not breed in great numbers

The other day, I was sitting here behind my desk in my little room on the trembling lip of the bland continent, when I began to think about failure. Not just mine, but yours, and theirs and ours. I sat here and thought about cities: Venice and Fresno, St. Petersburg (the one in Russia) and Muskogee. And about nations, all of them.

I thought about what it means to be human, and to live as we have presumed we ought to live: in groups – cities, states, nations – in birds’ choirs, in bees’ hives. And hanging like bats from the rafters of our glass and metal caves.

What a beautiful idea, this getting along, finding and making what we need. So I hate to be the one to bring this up, but civilization is a failure. The grand experiment our ancestors began some five thousand years ago – one species living together in groups, with tools and stuff – has turned out to be a complete flop.

I think it’s apt that I post some thoughts on civilization the day following the death of Charlton Heston. I never met the man but I didn’t care for his politics. He was a fine actor, no doubt, and in many great films. Perhaps the most telling of his own character was his performance in Bowling for Columbine. But the most prescient for the rest of us was a film he starred in as an astronaut named George Taylor, when I was seven.

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
[The Planet of the Apes, 1968]

Civilization has some primary functions, on which I think we can agree: Shelter, food, water, defense, and a decent provision for the helpless and the sick. You can throw in education if you like.

Shelter: Civilization does not provide it. It provides the means – for those who have means – to buy it. Many others are on the outside looking in on a subsistence quality of life they seem doomed never to attain. And many of those who have homes are – even now in the 21st century after Christ taught us to care for everyone – in sight of losing them. The moneychangers are still running the show.

Food: It seems we can’t produce what we need to eat without destroying the space essential to doing so. You would think that human–planted crops would be an indefinitely renewable resource. Not so. We’ve laced the soil with pesticides, herbicides, infanticides. The meat industry, besides being cruel and resulting in a product that’s nutritionally pretty dead, is simply a universal and unqualified ecological disaster.

Which brings up the topic of biofuels. What a monstrous trick. The amount of grain it takes to produce the ethanol for one fill-up of one large car could feed a human being for a year. Yet great swaths of land are being killed to feed, not us, but our insatiable compulsive need to keep moving. I say the land is being killed, because the poor little morons in South America are denuding the jungle for this fraud.

Water: We are running out of fresh water. What we haven’t polluted or mismanaged is being lost to drought, related to global warming. The rainforests, which produced and retained so much of our fresh water, are being bulldozed. And all the while, the demand for water is rising exponentially to meet the demands of exploding human population. So civilization as we know it is helpless to provide water for our species.

Defense: The best defense is a good offense, right? That’s certainly the new paradigm under Bush. Well, I shouldn’t say it’s new. There have always been tribes whose business plan was brutally aggressive and acquisitive. Rape and pillage, pillage and rape, loot and burn, and drag home the survivors as slaves. The problem is that we’ve learned nothing, grown in heart and mind not a whit.

Since we came down out of the trees, we’ve been murdering one another for our resources. You’d think that if land or food, oil or gold or whatever was worth killing for, we might learn how to take care of it, at least hold on to it. Maybe we’d learn to be stewards of these things, treat them as investments. And if ideology – religion – is grounds for homicide, we might at least evolve to practice what we preach. But no. We still commit murder for what someone else has, and for what he fails to believe, and in spite of what we claim to believe. And we call it defending ourselves.

What do the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have to do with national defense? You tell me. I dare you.

Education: The topic is academic, don’t you think? The purpose of education is to give people the ability to think critically. At least here in America, it’s a joke. The society that keeps Survivor, Wife Swap, and American Idol on the air has abdicated all responsibility for teaching, all interest in learning. The vast majority of Americans initially believed Bush about Iraq and 9/11. And the fact that his approval rating isn’t at flat zero, even now, speaks to a systemic knuckle-dragging stupidity. Present company excepted.

A Decent Provision:

“A decent provision for the poor is the true test of civilization.”
– Samuel Johnson

Tonight, millions of people are homeless, hungry, unfed. What we Americans spend on our wars in a few days could provide health care for every one of our children. We could be curing diseases, building homes, developing truly sustainable sources of food. But we don’t want to. That’s the only explanation that one can draw from the willful waste that defines us.

So we’ve been at this for several thousand years now, and I just don’t see much progress. I don’t think the civilization of human kind is working. The meaning we’ve sought in our art and philosophy, in our governments and laws, eludes us no less than it did a thousand years ago or more.

We have had wise people among us, trying to show us the way into compassion, love, and a meaningful life with our fellows. We’ve killed most of them, listened to none of them. There is no help from the Lawgivers; they just make us weep. Our politics is a sick joke of universal suffering. Our science is like the twittering of birds, high in a naked scaffolding, because we do not really fund and nourish it for our betterment. For our profit, yes; for our betterment, no.

Our advancement as a species is a pale priority, compared to our will to do battle. And all of our building is just a tearing down.

Where do we go from here? I don’t know. Maybe a dozen people will read this post, and click away thinking, “Gee, what a cynical asshat.” And you’d be right, perhaps. You might come to my home and note the water pumped to my faucets, the electric toys, and my insulated, heated comfortable space. All gifts of a civilization which I claim has failed to evolve. But don’t come without calling first, after dark, or you might find me crouched by the door, brandishing a rock.

Cornelius: Well Taylor, we’re all fugitives now.
George Taylor: Do you have any weapons, any guns?
Cornelius: The best, but we won’t need them.
George Taylor: I’m glad to hear it. I want one anyway.

we’re all mad here

“Psychiatrist Jerald Block believes heavy use of computers, video games and the Internet can either cause mental illness or, at the very least, be a destructive manifestation of pre-existing behavioral disorders. Writing in the American Journal of Psychiatry, Block argues there ought to be an entry in the next version of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Illness called ‘pathological computer use.”

Future Tense: April 3, 2008

I remember when I got my first computer, a little Compaq tower with maybe a 6GB hard drive. There was a serious problem with the OS installation, and Windows 95 wouldn’t boot up without some sort of manual intervention. I so hated the idea of taking it back to CompUSA that I was willing to do that – tapping F8 or whatever.

After a couple of days, Windows wouldn’t load at all. I wound up having to reload Windows from the stupid little Compaq restore disc. It took hours, in the middle of the night. I couldn’t get up from the table and go to bed, even though I had to work the next day. I just sat there, my eyes glued to that tapping drum icon. Gosh, how I despised that thing.

I felt a little like a parent whose newborn baby was struggling to survive. A completely indefensible perspective.

I’m still pretty caught up with it all, after about a dozen years. And I often complain about how much time and spirit the computers I use seem to suck out of my life.

Where’s the balance, for those of us who are technologically inclined, perhaps to a disordered degree? How do we make use of the tools we need, and get their benefits, without our minds and souls being flushed away into cyberspace?

no april’s fool, i

I know it’s April Fool’s Day. Or April’s Fools Day. I’m not into it, just so you know. Since later childhood, I’ve had an aversion to practical jokes. Not all jokes mind you, but the ones that demand a suspension of disbelief in rectitude of benign reality, and cause the victim to fear calamity.

So I won’t believe there’s a spider in my hair today, or that my pants are on fire, or even that I’ve won the lottery.

If you’re up for something pretty darn funny, but a little twisted toward the winds of early Spring, here’s a clip.

Posted in fun

all else

Your Monday thought for the day:

All living souls welcome whatever they are ready to cope with; all else they ignore, or pronounce to be monstrous and wrong, or deny to be possible.
-George Santayana

I hate to admit it, but I can relate to this, even in my humdrum little life. When I have my druthers, drama comes in those little red envelopes from Netflix; all else you can set adrift on the channel and leave me out of it.

Have a peaceable week.

could eat the earth

The world’s physicists have spent 14 years and $8 billion building the Large Hadron Collider, in which the colliding protons will recreate energies and conditions last seen a trillionth of a second after the Big Bang. Researchers will sift the debris from these primordial recreations for clues to the nature of mass and new forces and symmetries of nature.

But Walter L. Wagner and Luis Sancho contend that scientists at the European Center for Nuclear Research, or CERN, have played down the chances that the collider could produce, among other horrors, a tiny black hole, which, they say, could eat the Earth. Or it could spit out something called a “strangelet” that would convert our planet to a shrunken dense dead lump of something called “strange matter.” Their suit also says CERN has failed to provide an environmental impact statement as required under the National Environmental Policy Act. [NY Times]

Makes Global Warming seem a bit less dramatic, doesn’t it?

I was just wondering, do you suppose, after they finish the Collider, that they’ll make a few more, then start mass producing them and dropping the price so we can all have one? You know, like PCs and cell phones.

I wouldn’t mind having a small, personal black hole, into which I could throw things. For example, my snail mail, a few of my noisier neighbors, and war.

Strange matter indeed.