It’s doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is writing good fiction.
– Jonathan Franzen
Metaphor
Surely some revelation is at hand.
It’s doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is writing good fiction.
– Jonathan Franzen
Metaphor 
Leave out the words “at his workplace” and I agree even more heartily.
Sad truth.
But maybe. . . ?