I’ll explain why this video is abjectly relevant to my life … in a couple of days, after I take a nap.

Thou hast nor youth nor age,
    But, as it were, an after-dinner’s sleep,
    Dreaming on both; for all thy blessed youth
    Becomes as aged, and doth beg the alms
    Of palsied eld; and when thou art old and rich,
    Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty,
    To make thy riches pleasant. What’s yet in this
    That bears the name of life? Yet in this life
    Lie hid moe thousand deaths: yet death we fear,
    That makes these odds all even.