It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, ye scurvy squid. And if ye think about it, blog be a very pirate-sounding word.

But truth be told, me hearties, unless I’m just bellerin’ Avast a lot, I doubt I’ll be talkin’ like a private for long. I have enough misadventures, just talkin’ like meself.

But now I’ve got the pirate song from Disneyland stuck between my ears, and it may hang on for hours.