slices

Have you seen that new show, Sliced? It’s on the History Channel. This guy uses power tools to slice things open and see how they work. Tonight I flipped by, and he was dissecting one of those arcade games with the claw that comes down and grabs the toys. There’s one in a Denny’s about 20 miles from here. He showed how it’s rigged using a compressed air regulator to control the grip of the claw. You don’t have a chance, kid.

Wouldn’t it be more reasonable just to use screwdrivers and wrenches to dismantle stuff? Yeah, but it would be as much fun; it wouldn’t be made for television.

So here’s what I’m thinking about: what would I like to slice apart with a huge circular saw. Hmm. It would have to be something I’ve never taken apart to repair before. Well, I’m thinking one of these.

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An essentially unoffending mechanism, in the right hands. In the wrong hands, extremely annoying. the same could be said for one of these.

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But I’m told that chasing one of these down and chopping it up, while satisfying, interesting, and arguably justified, is illegal everywhere but Texas. There, they have a “he damn sure needed killin” defense to homicide.

So, what would you like to dismantle today? Here’s a little movie inspiration for you. (Language alert.)

Hey, I wonder if the guy who invented those arcade games is still around, and whether he likes baseball and rap.

2 thoughts on “slices

  1. Dick Chaney. can we cut him in half with a giant circular saw and see what makes him tick? might be pretty scary though. thanks for posting the Office Space clip, i've always loved that scene and i haven't seen that in a while

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