Yet another in the series, Uncle Kyle’s Things I Learned Today.

According to this article in the Christian Science Monitor, Groundhog Day: five facts about Punxsutawney Phil, there is no Groundhog Day in Alaska. Sarah Palin canceled it. No joke.

Now tell me how great you think she is. Philistine. Communist. She’s probably frying up wolf bacon right now.

Hey, Phil, the rest of America thinks you’re great.