I forgot to watch the state of the onion tonight. I was doing other things, left the TV off, and forgot all about it. Now I have to find it online, read it in the paper, or something. It’s like football; if it’s not live, it’s not the same.
I’m sure the speech shares other attributes with contact sport, but let’s not digress.
I blame Yahoo. They used to have a feature in their TV listings that created a reminder in my Yahoo calendar, and I wouldn’t forget things I wanted to watch. Not only did they lose that feature, but they failed to keep Yahoo calendar up to par. So now I use Google’s far superior calendar, and I forget to watch stuff, see?
Did he say anything hopeful? Cheering? Reassuring?
No we can’t, not anymore? We thought we could but we were purblind stupid to a man? … Don’t tell me. If I didn’t watch it, I don’t have to know, right?