The FBI is warning public officials about possible explosive floating material — booby-trapped boyant stuff. They sent out the warning, despite the fact that there’s “no intelligence terrorists are planning to or want to do this.” It’s just hypothetical. Like a certain presidency.

But hey, it could happen. You ever eat a couplethree chilidogs, have a few brewskis and jump in the ol’ hot tub? You’re ground zero, Baby.

CNN.com