I’ll admit it, I missed the debate. I forgot it was on tonight. And dang it, I guess CNN is not going to rebroadcast it. But although I didn’t watch it, I find it hard to believe that the candidates spent almost the whole evening gnawing on Clark. Surely there must have been something substantial to discuss. But no, I’ve searched the world over, and I thought I found true love … sorry, wrong song … I’ve searched all the major news sources on the net, in the US, UK, and Canada. Wait, let me check Al Jazeera … nope, there’s a cartoon about Schwartzie and an article about Zigfried & Roy, but they aren’t covering the debate yet.

So I guess that’s it, I’m out in the cold. Maybe the papers will have a better transcript tomorrow. I seriously think we need more media diversity on these things, so we don’t get the same story everywhere we look. Speaking of the same old story, herewith a little ditty of unrequited romance:

Where oh where are you tonight?

But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.