Old Blue Sucks Gas

I drive a small pickup truck, a 1994 Toyota with a camper shell.  I call it Old Blue, just because I fell like it.  [Here’s a few photos.]  It has a four cylinder engine, five speed manual transmission.  I just checked the mileage on the old beastie; first time I’ve bothered to do that in several years. 

 

In the past 11 days, I’ve driven 290 miles around Carpinteria and back and forth to Santa Barbara and Goleta.  I used 10.784 gallons of gas.  That’s 26.891 mpg.

 

Bleh.  I used to get better than that: up to 34 on in the highway.  This mileage was mixed, but more highway than not.  Where’d my mileage go?  Old Blue is getting old I guess. It has 135327 miles on it.  My friend Tasha told me once, around her 15th birthday, “getting old bites hard.”

 

What do you drive, and what kind of mileage do you get? 

awww, don’t go away mad

Well I guess we don’t have Mike Brown to kick around anymore. Shucks, now I feel bad about making him feel unappreciated.

Not.

If I’d been working for FEMA and dropped one stale MRE in the sludge, they would’ve fired me so fast ….

But am I mistaken or is he the first guy in the Bush administration to quit or be fired for poor job performance? Too bad, if he’d waited to be fired instead of resigning, he could’ve had that 2nd open seat on the Supreme Court. And the Medal of Freedom.

This Belong to You?

Speaking of someone to rescue, I had a weird moment yesterday.

I was in my kitchen, which has a window overlooking the alley outside my garage. This little road serves the garages of about 60 condos, so it gets plenty of traffic.




I ate a peach, or most of one; it was a little gone in spots. I wiped the counter to keep it nice and clean. Looking out the window, I saw a baby. Alone. My brain did a little hiccup. I wiped the counter a little more, looked down again and said, Oh God there is a baby toddling around down there alone. A little girl, about one year old, with very dark hair. All by herself, right in the middle of the road.

I hurried down the stairs. She was wobbling to the east, around the building. She saw me and stopped. I asked her “Where’s Mommy, Sweetie?” There’s nobody around, and I didn’t have a cell phone or anything. I’m hesitant to pick her up: what it somebody sees me now and gets the wrong idea? It’s a sick world, and people steal children.

Just as I’m about to pick her up, or at least try to take her hand, her big brother comes around the corner of the building, looking for her. He’s about nine or ten. I said, “This belong to you?”

He says, “Oh my goodness. Thank you.”

I said, “She was in the street.”

“Oh my goodness,” again.

Thank God it ended quickly and well. A weird little blip in an ordinary day of an aging peach for your afternoon snack can suddenly go so wrong. Everything that matters is so fragile.

A Place to Sleep

Oh Tasha, I have put your little bed away.

It’s been a month and I am learning
bit by bit to be alone.  So I had lunch
and marked the movement of the sun
and clouds.  I took a breath and almost
didn’t watch myself reach down
and gather the last of your life here
in a bag.  It must be washed and folded
like a shroud and put away.

Forgive me.  I don’t know where
you’re going to sleep.  Some say
you rest in a bolt of light
breaking through the beads
of dew and nap by a fountain
where the angels drink.  But when
you come to visit, take my bed.

You will have no trouble getting
up there now.  The pillow nearest
the window is for you, so you
can listen to the night again. 
Or maybe you’re already here,
dozing in the glow of the green
lamp, curled up in the little seashell
on the desk, or breathing like a
puppy in the ticking of the clock.  

 

 

 

 

Kyle Kimberlin

First Draft 9/10/2005

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nuke em?

The problem – among so many others – with using nuclear weapons on terrorists is that they don’t all live together in one place, apart from people we don’t necessarily want to vaporize.  This concept is apparently beyond the grasp of  our leaders, as evidenced by this report.  They still don’t get that They (terr’ists) are not a rogue state; they are a movement defined by a tactic.  You can’t blow that up, without a whole s—tload of collateral damage. 

 

Let’s pray that W understands this; in other words, that this is a thing he understands.

Brown is such a whiner!

Michael Brown sent an e-mail to his family and friends this week, complaining about how he’s being treated by we the people, our elected reps and the media. Poor baby. It’s stressing his family too. I’ll bet we can find a few other families in the US who are going through some stress lately. You think?

It’s simple. He’s not a victim, he’s a guy with a good job he’s no good at. In those circumstances, one’s incompetence tends to draw the ire of others. Especially if you screw up and let people suffer and die. People get annoyed, and in the real world one might get fired.

This guy is just a self-centered asshat; it’s all about him, not about the countless victims of Katrina whose lives he failed to save or even slightly improve. But what is it with Bush? Why can’t he fire anybody? It’s easy, you call him into the Oval Office and say, “Heh heh. Look Brownie, we’re gonna hafta let ya go. You need a box fer yer stuff?”

Losers. I think even I could do a better job as president than Bush, and I’m sure I could do Brown’s job a whole lot better. And that’s saying something, since I’m not remotely qualified for either one. But that doesn’t mean much anymore, does it?

helps to have friends

Happy came to sleep over and keep me company last night. I’m gradually getting used to being alone, but it sure helps to have friends.

Today is the day I’m going to remove Tasha’s little blue bed — we always called it her boo-bed — from my bedroom, wash it and put it away. So here’s a poem by Tasha. She wrote it early in 2004, when Rascal ,one of her doggie friends and a Pomeranian like Happy, passed away. It reflects the passing of a dog into spirit and arrival at the Rainbow Bridge.

DOG SONG

My song begins at sundown
when the twilight wind comes up.
A cold wind, brushing
my hair and my tail.

Butterfly light is shining.
Butterflies lift me at nightfall,
and nothing hurts me now.
Look, the light is brighter than …

See the little dogs come running!
See the bigger dogs come running!
See the kitties and dogs come together,
and all the animals singing.


by Tasha
based on a Pima Indian song