stinking thinking all day

Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
– Emerson

Oh, Ralph, really? Doesn’t life also consist of what a man is not thinking of? Isn’t life what life is, whether I’m thinking of it or not?

If Ralph was right, and not as much a BS artist as Thoreau,that would really suck for us writers. It would mean that all story must be stream of conciousness, that what the character isn’t aware of isn’t relevant, and that the intangible is no longer sceneworthy, let alone the artist’s stock in trade.

Beyond that, the greatest part of what I’m thinking all day isn’t worth the effort my brain takes to share it with me, let alone my effort to share it with you, so I’m best off telling my brain thanks for sharing, doofus.

Duffy is new poet laureate

For the first time since the post was created in 1668, Britain has selected a woman as its poet laureate, the long-acclaimed Scottish-born Carol Ann Duffy, who has written on topics including Shakespeare and Elvis Presley.

Duffy, 53, won the Dylan Thomas Prize for poetry in 1989, and is known for tackling down-to-earth subjects such as crime, prostitution and housework. Her poetry has been hailed by fellow writers as original, imaginative and often bitingly satirical or plain humorous. [LA Times]

want some cheese with that swine?

… or, a pig in a post …

Hyping swine flu isn’t really healthy – Los Angeles Times:

“While most news outlets strive mightily to strike the right balance — spreading information about a public health concern, while tamping down alarm — others seem to have a congenital inability to tell this story with precision or proportion.”

Fox News is the worst. I wouldn’t believe Faux Snooze if they said the sun was rising, and it was morning. They suck. But they’re not alone in such defects of character.

OK, that’s too many porcine posts in procession. I promise no more.

that’ll do, pig

There had been no confirmed deaths in the United States related to swine flu as of Tuesday afternoon. But another virus had killed thousands of people since January and is expected to keep killing hundreds of people every week for the rest of the year.

That one? The regular flu. [CNN]

Remember the old Pink Panther movies, with Peter Sellers? Something would annoy him — The Phantom, a parrot, whatever — and he would call it Swine …. Like “Swine bird!” Cracked me up.

So I say that at least the swine flu has stolen a few news cycles from the swine recession and the swine waterboarding.

I can’t find a youtube with Sellers saying Swine anything, but I found the one where he says, “does your dog bite?” This is one of the funniest little scenes ever to get stuck in my head, and make me laugh at inappropriate moments.

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my good luck book

I have a lot of books in my house. This is nothing special and neither am I. I’m just saying, I have some books. And then I have some special books, which have certain properties by means of which I might give my mind a jump start, on days when its energy is drained by life’s more pedestrian concerns. Books which impart creative inspiration, is my point.

Among these special books are any of several by William Faulkner, Plainsong by Kent Haruf, The Crossing by Cormac McCarthy, One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, and the somewhat more obscure Omensetter’s Luck by William H. Gass.

The latter is not well known, but I would contend that it is a work of sublime inventiveness. I mean this guy filled his writing table with helium and took off, and went strange places in his mind and mine, and did not give a damn – we can presume – for marketing.

The book came out in 1966, and I picked up my copy in Chico about 20 years later, and have kept it close to hand ever since. It reminds me that the rules of writing were – despite all contradictory evidence in my work – made to be bent by lesser writers than myself. I was born to shatter them. Someday.

Upon the beach Henry Pimber rested, passing five white carefully gathered stones from hand to hand. He could not see his face where it had fallen in the water. Omensetter’s darkened house stood in his head amid clipped grass. Cold dew struck him and the sound of water in the dusk, soft and distant, like slow steps that reach through sleep, possessed him. The man was more than a model. He was a dream you might enter. From the well, in such a dream, you could easily swing two brimming buckets. In such water an image of the strength of your arms would fly up like the lark to its singing. Such birds, in such a dream, would speed with the speed of your spirit through its body where, in imitation of the air, flesh has turned itself to meadow. The pebbles fell, one by one, to the sand. Henry struggled with the urge to turn his head. Instead he bent and picked the pebbles up. The moon appeared. The pebbles were the softest pearls — like sweetest teeth. And Lucy’s lamp went through his house and climbed the stairs. He flung the stones. They circled out, taking the light. One sank in the water’s edge; one clicked on a greater stone; one found the sand; another brushed the marsh weeds. The last lay at his feet like a dead moth. He drove home slowly for a clouding moon.

Go Bear!

Recently I posted about my cousin’s son Bear being up for draft into the NFL.

Bear was drafted by the SF 49ers! The whole family is very excited and proud.

The San Francisco 49ers wasted no time taking Pascoe, the greatest Bulldog tight end in school history, with the 11th pick of the sixth round. Pascoe, a two-time All-WAC pick, set Bulldog records for touchdowns by a tight end with 10 and owns the school record for most blocked kicks with seven, 16th-most in NCAA history. Pascoe was a Mackey Award candidate for each his last two seasons and was named the Mackey Award national tight end of the month as a senior after catching a touchdown and blocking a kick against UCLA in the Rose Bowl. [Link]

The 49ers were our grandpa’s favorite team. Everyone is saying he would be so happy about this. He’d be beside himself, definitely. It has also been suggested he may have wielded some influence.

Congratulations, Bear.

Ozymandias

by Percy Bysshe Shelley

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

A little something for those who have been contemplating the economy today.

something i don’t know

There are a lot of things I know nothing about, and one of the things I know the most nothing about is the NFL draft.

My cousin’s youngest son is a football player at Fresno State, about to graduate, having excelled at his sport. Which is great, and I often wish our Grandpa was still with us, because he would have gotten such a big kick out of Bear’s success.

So time has flown and I guess it’s time to go pro. (Was it Hunter S. Thompson who said When the going gets tough, the tough turn pro?) And I’ve got my mouse poised on the draft, about which I know nothing because I never had a reason to care before, and here’s hoping things go well for Bear.

new Mark Twain book

When he died 99 years ago this week, Mark Twain was this country’s most beloved writer, yet his status as both an author and protean example of the now-familiar pop cultural celebrity seems to grow with each passing decade.

‘Who Is Mark Twain?’ — a collection of 24 previously uncollected stories and essays drawn mostly from the vast archive of the author’s papers and correspondence at UC Berkeley’s Bancroft Library — is an entertaining reminder of why that’s so.

[Los Angeles Times]

Unless you’ve read all of Twain and need something new, you’re probably like me, uninspired to run out and buy this. But it’s an interesting little article anyway.