It is a very short “story” or vignette, not based on anything in my life at all, except the constant prescience of dogs. I let it age like cheese for a while, then brought it out and prepared it for you.
~ Faulkner, Light in August
It is a very short “story” or vignette, not based on anything in my life at all, except the constant prescience of dogs. I let it age like cheese for a while, then brought it out and prepared it for you.
This Seattle lady narrowly escape death by going to her kitchen for some cheese. Seconds later, a car crashed through her living room.
The Situation
Free Software for All? This isn’t it …
Why are we doing this?
Happily, There Is A Solution
Perhaps just as important as being free like free lunch, OpenOffice is free like free speech. It’s free to download and use without a license. Take as many as you need. Plus, the underlying structure – the programming called Source Code – is open for software people to download and tweak and experiment, and improve. It’s sponsored by Oracle, and several other companies, who have a mission of open sharing and collaboration. I think ethically and socially, that’s very cool.
I like Writer very much. There are a few little things I like better about Word because I’m used to them, but mostly Writer’s great. So I’m making a gradual transition, learning as I go. I have open projects in both Word and Writer, and existing documents that I don’t want to convert to Writer just yet, though I could if I wanted to. I have more to learn about Writer first.
I’ve been using Word 2003 for all these years, at home and on the job, and I’ve still got a lot to learn about that. I’ll keep using it too, and I’ll be careful not to lose that old disc.
So if you think you paid Microsoft enough for the Windows license that came with your computer, and you’re tired of playing monopoly with Bill Gates, you can get OpenOffice too. It’s an easy download and install.
The first run through of the sentence read:
Of course, spellcheck didn’t recognize the word possibles. (Spellcheck doesn’t recognize the word spellcheck, either.) Neither does my Websters or any online dictionary. Possibles is an arcane word. I say that because it’s one of those words still known to a few of us who’ve listened carefully to the idioms of people who used words like icebox. Otherwise it is lost, or at least fast fading from the lexicon.
It’s too bad. Possibles is a great word, flexible but meaningful. I suppose you could substitute the word essentials, but that’s not quite the same.
Possibles once meant one of two things:
Those possessions which it was possible to take or carry about. The stuff that would fit on your covered wagon. Which implies a need to prioritize one’s possibles.
In one sense, one’s possibles were his survival kit. Hunters and frontiersmen had things called possibles bags, which contained their gunpowder, rifle shot, etc., which made shooting game possible. You can still find “possibles bags” or “possibles pouches” on the Internet, some made in old-fashioned styles.
Here’s an example of a modern possibles bag, with the blogger’s explanation of what he’s putting in it.
In the movie Jeremiah Johnson, the title character – played by Robert Redford – meets up with a pilgrim name Del Gue, who has been attacked by Blackfeet Indians. They buried him up to his neck and stole his horse, his rifle and his pelts. Johnson agrees to help him get them back.
Having found the enemy’s camp, they discuss whether to attack at once or wait until the men are asleep. Del Gue wants his stolen things, and he also wants revenge. Johnson insists on waiting, and avoiding a fight. “I have no truck with them Blackfeet, I plan to be here a long time.”
After dark, he says, “Should be no trouble to slip in there and then get your possibles.”
That’s a correct usage of the word, I think. It’s that which makes your living possible, your essential stuff. And what’s better than to have such a useful word as that?
I understand that flights had to be canceled and people were left stranded. But what did they do, decide to give up and buy real estate where they were stranded? I mean, aren't they eventually – as soon as possible – going to buy another ticket and go to where they won't be stranded?
If people already live in the area from which they intended to begin travel, and were stuck there – at home – they weren't stranded. They were unable to travel. And that's not what the news has been reporting. Unless the stranded people decided to live where they're stuck now (screw it, Honey, let's just buy a house here) the airlines have postponed sales, not lost them, right?For years, I’ve been mulling over the idea of what memory is and how we hold it, and what there is in our lives and families that is common to the experience of memory. It’s a little like trying to get a grip on a very annoyed trout in a bucket of baby oil.
Now comes the novelist Tim O’Brien, author of The Things They Carried, trying to get his own fists on the fish. In this brief and thoughtful video, he does it quite eloquently.

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Los Angeles Cardinal Roger Mahony lambasted legislation passed Monday by Arizona lawmakers that would crack down on illegal immigrants, likening it to "German Nazi and Russian Communist techniques" that compelled people to turn each other in.
"The Arizona legislature just passed the country's most retrogressive, mean-spirited, and useless anti-immigrant law," he wrote on his blog. "The tragedy of the law is its totally flawed reasoning: that immigrants come to our country to rob, plunder, and consume public resources. That is not only false, the premise is nonsense." Los Angeles Times
I agree with the Cardinal, except in one way: the law isn't useless. It serves quite ably to create a climate of fear and dehumanization. It's unamerican and unchristian, which is why all Christians and their leaders like this one should speak out against it.
I’ve been gradually reading through The Guardian’s Ten Rules For Writing Fiction:
“Get an accountant, abstain from sex and similes, cut, rewrite, then cut and rewrite again – if all else fails, pray. Inspired by Elmore Leonard’s 10 Rules of Writing, we asked authors for their personal dos and don’ts.”
Here’s a link.
It’s really fun stuff, and much of it is very helpful.
Do not place a photograph of your favourite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.
– Roddy Doyle (He’s British, he can spell favorite that way if he wants to.)
Having completed my taxes, I read these first and last rules by Hilary Mantel:
1. Are you serious about this? Then get an accountant. …
10. Be ready for anything. Each new story has different demands and may throw up
reasons to break these and all other rules. Except number one: you can’t give your soul
to literature if you’re thinking about income tax.
Oh, well, now she tells me. But it’s alright, since I’m not sure I buy the premise that I’m reasonably expected to give my soul to literature, or anything else on any given day.
I’m just a pilgrim and a stranger, passing through this worrisome land.
Besides, I wasn’t thinking about income tax. If I had been thinking about it, it would have been done in February.
Here we find some sensible tips from Esther Freud:
2. A story needs rhythm. Read it aloud to yourself. If it doesn’t spin a bit of magic, it’s
missing something.3. Editing is everything. Cut until you can cut no more. What is left often springs into
life.4. Find your best time of the day for writing and write. Don’t let anything else interfere.
Afterwards it won’t matter to you that the kitchen is a mess.5. Don’t wait for inspiration. Discipline is the key.
Good tips for process there. I do read aloud to myself. A habit picked up in writing poetry. I think good writing is a form of music; it shouldn’t be too shy to sing.
I take editing pretty seriously; at least, I’m getting better at it. But the other 2 rules I’ve quoted there, at those I don’t do so well. Which brings me finally to the point.
What steps do you take to achieve what all the writing professors on the planet have agreed is the most important thing, keeping the writer’s ass in the writer’s chair?
I had a prof who used to write A – I – C in big letters across the chalkboard – “Ass In Chair!” Or maybe it was On chair, or Ass + Chair. It doesn’t matter. It really is something they tell you, though. Just keep at it, don’t get distracted, don’t give up. You can google it.
Neil Gaiman’s first 3 rules are
1. Write.
2. Put one word after another. Find the right word, put it down.
3. Finish what you’re writing. Whatever you have to do to finish it, finish it.
And Neil is no slouch. Prolific, he is. And he’s had some success for himself, especially in the past year. So one should pay heed, is my point.
I don’t take any special steps for keeping ass on chair. I make myself no promises. Dust in the wind, born on the vicissitudes of the unwinding day. … Perhaps I exaggerate. I have some self discipline, but no schedule.
One of the most strident rules I’ve heard over the years, “make time to do it every day,” gets thoroughly blown off around here. But it makes sense. A musician doesn’t skip a day of practice, right? Every day, that’s how you keep your chops.
So what do you do and what do you don’t? Do you set a schedule? Write in the morning? Unplug the phone? Unplug the Internet? Take a 12-gauge to the TV? Put your pet possum down for a nap? What works?
The second most important writing rule is “Read!” We’ll cover that another time. For now, 2 more from Gaiman:
6. Fix it. Remember that, sooner or later, before it ever reaches perfection, you will have
to let it go and move on and start to write the next thing. Perfection is like chasing the
horizon. Keep moving.
8. The main rule of writing is that if you do it with enough assurance and confidence,
you’re allowed to do whatever you like. (That may be a rule for life as well as for
writing. But it’s definitely true for writing.) So write your story as it needs to be written.
Write it honestly, and tell it as best you can. I’m not sure that there are any other rules.
Not ones that matter.