Too Late for What?


The online version of this week’s Time magazine is up on their Web site. I find the cover title interesting: “Is it too late to win the war?” I haven’t read it yet. My copy will be here Tuesday, and I don’t want to spoil the surprise. But the question intrigues me. I thought we already won the war in Iraq, and we’re just spilling blood in an protracted occupation to install democracy. Yes, I think I remember it: statues of Saddam yanked down, his ass dragged from a “spider hole,” (never bought that one)the Republican Guard pummeled into a quivering tattered relic, then the looting and the promises of a better Iraq through the miracle of no bid contracts.

So what is Time yammering on about? I can’t wait for Tuesday!

Car Bombs

Have you been wondering how it was going to turn out? The new democracy in Iraq, I mean. Well, the waiting is over; the beginning of the end is upon them. It’s going to get a lot worse, but I can tell you in general terms: Civil War. Oh yeah, it’s gonna get ugly, and it’s already out of all semblance of “control.” There’s gonna be hell to pay.

“Iraq’s Shi’ite- and Kurdish-led government, backed by the United States, faces a Sunni Arab revolt that has intensified ahead of an October 15 referendum on a new constitution.

Sunni Arabs, the dominant community under ousted leader Saddam Hussein, fear they will lose influence under the new charter and many have vowed to reject it.”

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band practice

I have a song floating around in my head tonight: Row Jimmy, the Grateful Dead. I wish my Limewire was working so I could try to download it. I’m sure not going to wade into my tapes for it. I’m a little tired. But here’s some lyrics … What do they call to mind for you?

Here’s a half dollar if you dare
Double twist when you hit the air,
Look at Julie down below,
The levee doin’ the do-pas-o.

I say row Jimmy row, gonna get there, I don’t know
Seems a common way to go, get
out and row, row, row, row, row.

Broken heart don’t feel so bad,
You ain’t got half of what you thought you had.
Rock you baby to and fro
Not too fast and not too slow.

Well the band practice last night went not so bad. I’d kind of expected the suckage of the thing to hang over the little valley like fallout, killing trees. But I was impressed; some people found their instruments a lot sooner than I did. I sucked, though.

It’s late

It’s late. I’ve been writing. Paid off nicely, I think, though the throughput is small. Oh well. Hope you all had a good evening, and are snug in your beds. That’s where I’m headed too … your beds. No no no, that’s not right. My bed.

Meanwhile, back at the disasters, turns out the real screwup was our mighty homeland-security secretary and not so much the more minor dipwad who walked the plank. There’s a cool plot-twist, huh?

Well, it’s late.

oh the humiliation

I’m off to band practice.  Once a year, alumni members of my high school band have a reunion and join the new kids for a halftime show. 

 

  • I haven’t actually played the trombone since 1979, and I wasn’t much good then. 
  • I’ve only done the reunion once – in 2000. 
  • It’s just over an hour until practice starts, and I just found my trombone, in a cabinet in my garage. 
  • We were supposed to have four practices before the halftime, but things got busy and tonight is the first. 
  • The show is next week.
  • I just printed out a trombone slide position chart on the ‘net. 
  • I’m going to go down in flames, but I’m not going alone.
  • As the Chink says, Ha Ha Ho Ho and Hee Hee.

 

 

Old Blue Sucks Gas

I drive a small pickup truck, a 1994 Toyota with a camper shell.  I call it Old Blue, just because I fell like it.  [Here’s a few photos.]  It has a four cylinder engine, five speed manual transmission.  I just checked the mileage on the old beastie; first time I’ve bothered to do that in several years. 

 

In the past 11 days, I’ve driven 290 miles around Carpinteria and back and forth to Santa Barbara and Goleta.  I used 10.784 gallons of gas.  That’s 26.891 mpg.

 

Bleh.  I used to get better than that: up to 34 on in the highway.  This mileage was mixed, but more highway than not.  Where’d my mileage go?  Old Blue is getting old I guess. It has 135327 miles on it.  My friend Tasha told me once, around her 15th birthday, “getting old bites hard.”

 

What do you drive, and what kind of mileage do you get? 

awww, don’t go away mad

Well I guess we don’t have Mike Brown to kick around anymore. Shucks, now I feel bad about making him feel unappreciated.

Not.

If I’d been working for FEMA and dropped one stale MRE in the sludge, they would’ve fired me so fast ….

But am I mistaken or is he the first guy in the Bush administration to quit or be fired for poor job performance? Too bad, if he’d waited to be fired instead of resigning, he could’ve had that 2nd open seat on the Supreme Court. And the Medal of Freedom.