I thought y’all might get a giggle out of this little email I sent to my investment company today.

I received your undated snailmail letter, urging me to combine all my 401Ks with my Fidelity IRA. I have two questions.
1. Do I have any 401Ks which are not so combined?
2. Is there a way to get Fidelity to completely stop sending me snail mail? I’m already getting my statement online, but you good people just can’t seem to wean yourselves, finally, from using chemical dies to imprint information on sheets of cellulose and then sending the resulting recyclables to my home. Cheesewhiz! I mean, it’s 2008 already.

Thank you. :o)

Anybody with me out there? Can I get an Amen or something?