The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers.

–M. Scott Peck

Really? Why then, stick with me, gentle reader, and let us see together what my intransigent indolence and intractable existential dyspepsia might portend. And let’s hope it’s not a celestial vocabulary test; at least, not too soon.