I was just checking the weather report for my little town.

Mon

62°F | 45°F

Tue

62°F | 47°F

Wed

58°F | 45°F

Thu

64°F | 43°F

If humidity is 93%, how come my skin feels like an old deflated football, out in the back corner of Grandpa’s tool shed, in the dust and cobwebs behind a rusted post hole digger and a lawn sprayer half full of 20 year old pesticide?

Hmm? I took a warm bath this evening in copious epsom salt, while perusing an issue of Poetry. That usually helps. The salt, not the poetry. And I’m using this lotion I absconded with, from a Red Lion Inn somewhere up the San Joaquin Valley last year. Well, those are complimentary right?

I need to drink more water maybe.

“He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
— Gen. Jack D. Ripper