Airports warned about terror dry runs – Yahoo! News:

“The seizures at airports in San Diego, Milwaukee, Houston and Baltimore included ‘wires, switches, pipes or tubes, cell phone components and dense clay-like substances,’ including block cheese.”

Hey, this is nothing to be jokin around about. I’ve had the terror dry runs while traveling, and it’s … well, if you’ve ever known the pain and embarrassment …

Anyway, I think the worst seizures there are have to be those involving pipes and block cheese. That’ll really do for you – make you want to just stay home a while.