Don’t I concoct some cool titles for my posts? I’m surprised I don’t get more comments just for my great titles. That Pulitzer for clever blogging is just beyond my grasp!

Anyway, Wolfowitz has finally resigned — or announced he’s going to — and I say he has it coming. I never got my toaster oven, or my checks with 4 different pictures of dolphins. That’s no way to run a bank, dammit.

Oh, and I just thought of a cool name for a punk band:

John Ashcroft’s Inflamed Pancreas.