WASHINGTON – The colon cancer that Tony Snow successfully battled two years ago has returned and spread to the presidential spokesman’s liver, the White House said Tuesday.

Well this is bad news. I’m very sorry for Tony Snow and his family. Liver cancer is what took my cousin last year, and it is not a merciful end to any life. It would’ve been better for Snow to admit he’s been a disingenuous asshat, and resigned, written a book, done The Daily Show and Letterman, gone to work for a unthink thank. Anyone with a heart is dismayed and sorry for this turn of fate. So I certainly will pray for his recovery.