So I was down at my favorite coffeehouse today, having a cup of French Roast and enjoying the scenery. I happened to strike up a conversation with the proprietor, on the subject of his wireless internet system, which he provides for free. He said he’s been thinking about getting rid of it, because some people have been taking advantage of it. I thought he meant sitting outside or something. But no. Seems some people just come in, sit down and avail themselves of his wi-fi, without buying a thing. One jerk even got in his face when asked to pack up his cybertoys and go.

This is not cool. And I don’t blame the owner of the coffeehouse one bit for wanting to shut it down. That’s stealing. And in case they’ve been forgotten, here’s a rough rundown on the rules we learned in first grade:

• Keep your things in your own area.
• Try not to make a mess and if you must, clean it up.
• Don’t steal, and don’t take more than your share.
• Don’t take advantage of others.

Remember, boys and girls, what goes around comes around.

Anyway, I’m going to suggest that he modify his network to require a password – a network key – to be provided on request to paying customers. I’ve seen that in other coffeehouses. Problem solved.