Hey, I figured it out. There’s no need to impeach George Bush. His inauguration was invalid, and not just because of the nefarious miscreations of the State of Florida, the Supreme Court and Diebold. One cannot serve as president unless he is a citizen. By his own definition, the man does not qualify.

“What the president has said all along is that he wants to make sure that people who become American citizens have a command of the English language,” Snow said. “It’s as simple as that.”

Oh, I know, he’s not becoming a citizen, he is one and we’re stuck with him. But I’m making a point of dubious value here. And since you’re reading my blog you’ve got time on your hands, so stick with me.

The man has no more than fundamental facility with his mother tongue. Command? No. It’s embarrassing. It’s hard to believe the man went to college, and purportedly graduated, in the United States.

Snow? His command is probably greater, but let’s see if we can help him polish it up:

The president has always said that he wants new American citizens to have a command of English. (“The English language” is redundant.)

I’m no genius, and I miss the days when the President of the United States could stand at a podium and remind me of the fact.

Within this Cabinet department, we’re going to have four basic functions. One are borders.
— President Bush, Kansas City, Missouri, Jun. 11, 2002