Who is the sick bendejo who designed this keyboard with the directional keys and number pad on the right, so that the mouse — the one thing you need close to the right side of the keyboard — is way the heck out in the yard? If I ever find him, it’s time to roshambo.
On a vaguely related note, have you met the man who invented ctrl-alt-del, and seen what he said about Bill Gates? [Good stuff, Maynard.]
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