Fox news’s Bush puppet — I mean pundit — Tony Snow has a new job, as White House Press Secretary. I wonder if I’m the first blogger to coin the phrase snow job to describe all the feculent blather to come. Oh, I seriously doubt it.

This should be very interesting. Scott McClellan has never been a good liar. Snow is a little older, more experienced, and I think he’ll be much better at it.

Keep your thinking caps screwed on tight, kids. The Snow’s about to get so deep, the truth might freeze solid.

This blog stops at nothing for a bad pun.