[sound of someone thumping on a microphone]

 

Hey, is this thing on?

These are the jokes, Ladies and Gents.  No use savin’ it for later, let me hear ya.

I mean, you gotta have something to say about intimidation of dissenters, impeachment of the president, the demise of the dollar.  The sky is falling, people; this is no time for chicken little to do a solo gig.

 

Geez, tough room.