Excuse me, Mr. President. When you have a minute, mind having someone read this to you? Slowly.

“No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private
property be taken for public use, without just compensation.”

— Fifth Amendment to the Constitution

This is the Due Process Clause. It means you can’t throw people in jail without a lawyer, and charges, and a trial. No matter who you think you are. Sorry. I know, what fun is it being king if you can’t throw folks in a deep dungeon, huh?