Is somebody out there sending me psychic pastry? I’m sitting here in my condo, all the windows and doors shut tight, because it’s a cold and rainy night and I’ve been sick. I’m in the “penthouse;” nobody else has a kitchen on this floor. So how is it possible that, a few minutes ago, I smelled baking pastry?
This could be explained as a simple momentary psychosis, if I were hungry. I’m not. So I guess I’d better get some sleep.
[Just in case I ever run for high public office, I’m kidding.]