If you haven’t read the vice president’s hotel requirements, here they are.

Some of them are mildly amusing, such as Big Dick’s requirement that all TVs in his suite be pre-tuned to Fox News; AKA, The Dept of Truth. The man can’t use a remote? But my favorite is the ice rule:

Container for Ice (and the location of where ice maker is located)

Now, that’s some fine Washington DC writing right there, folks. It reminds me of a line in “Oh Brother Where Art Thou:”

It also reminds me of the Bush style of rhetoric: Just keep being redundant. If you can’t dazzle ’em with brilliance, baffle ’em with bullshit.

For the record, Mr. Veep, we ain’t. Your constituents is Halliburton. And it should be … and the location of the ice maker. English ain’t easy.