[For about 20 mintues on Friday 1.13.06, the name of the blog was changed from metaphor to what happened. Nothing did. –Ed.]

So, you think that’s going to help?

Help what?

Jump start the blog – you know – kick up metabolism by changing the name.

I doubt it.

I just don’t know about you sometimes.

Why?

Well I know what happened, and so do you. And being even more obscure will just make them all go read something better, or watch Larry King.

Good for you, smartass. What don’t you post what you know on the blog, then we’ll all know.

Forget it. It’s too ethereal.

Well I’m posting the best stuff I’ve got. And it’s getting about as many comments as the wallpaper in a whorehouse.

Maybe your writing just sucks.

Maybe you suck. And who’s Ed?

Beats me.

We get coffee, then.

Yeah.