Oh, man, these people are so funny!
Mr Abramoff was recognised by the Republican party as a "Pioneer" donor to Mr Bush’s campaign for persuading fellow supporters to give more than $100,000 towards the effort. The highest level of donors, known as "Rangers", contributed $200,000. [ Link]
If you made that up and put it in Mad Magazine, nobody would believe it. Hey W, what level do I get for this rude gesture, made in your general direction?
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