Oh this is rich. This is just what I needed to cheer me up tonight. I mean, I read the comics in the paper today and got a few chuckles, but nothing like this.

Bush is sending his staff to ethics school.

I can’t wait until Monday. John Stewart is gonna have a field day with this. Maybe he’ll do sort of a montage, mixing in the video from Van Halen’s Hot for Teacher.

T-T-teacher stop that screamin’
Teacher don’t you see?
Don’t wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school.

Oh man. The Bush Administration: classic American entertainment, with a heaping side order of Kafka.