I say I’m tired. Really sleepy. Ready to hit the hay a little early tonight. Would somebody please come over and walk my doggie for me?  (As soon as the lawn sprinklers shut off.)  She’s really sweet, won’t bite you if you hold her tight going down the stairs. And you have to be patient and wait for her to find the right spot and align her shoulders and ears to the big dipper. Or whatever it is she’s doing before she goes pee.  Just bring her back up and lay her on her bed – a drink of water first, please – and try not to wake me. Thanks.