Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms out there. Sorry to have to break this to you, but my Mom is the best. She’s the most generous, selfless, loving lady on Earth. She has infinite personal integrity. And she could write a book of all the crap she’s endured … well, we won’t go into details on that. On the grounds it may tend to incriminate me.

The rest of you Moms are great too of course, but not this great. Here’s a star to guide you.