I was just thinking about the day we went bowling to celebrate my brother’s birthday. There was a little switch on the ball return that would make bumpers pop up, to keep your ball out of the gutter. Presumably, this is so the little kids can bowl.

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What I’m thinking about this is that I’m going to need this feature today, and for any number of days to come. Anybody know where I can get some bumpers for my life?