Just something I’ve been meaning to mention:

Pull your pants up! You look like an idiot. Oh, and that thing that sticks out from your hat is called the bill. It goes in front, to keep the sun off your face. Tanning is actually capillary damage. Unless you want malignant melanoma to eat your face off and maybe kill you when you get to be my age … whatevah.

Hey, all you grownups have been dying to bring it up. I just got around to it. I love checking stuff off my list.