I have to say that I’m really touched by the warm fondness between George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld. In fact, I was in the bank, staring at the cheesy red and gold balls on their Christmas tree, and I thought how special it is to find that depth of affection between our national leaders in time of crisis and chaos. And to be assured by the president of Mr. Rumsfeld’s love of the troops, warmed me like eggnog. I hope they can have a group hug and head out to the air force base to watch the boys and girls come home.

Please have snow and mistletoe

and presents under the tree.

I’ll be home for Christmas

if only in your dreams.