but I’ve posted the first chapter of my novel again. Just click My Novel in the right column.

Now that it’s posted, you people need to quit hanging around my house, saying things like “I’m with the band,” and “I’m his biggest fan in the world.” Those guys out there in the uniforms are gardeners, not bodyguards. And I’m not about to dangle my dog from the balcony.

Chapter two will be along soon enough.