OK, now they’re really stretching it. This guy is a grandfather from PA. I’m 10 years younger than he is, and damn glad I never served, because the asshats running this war have no sense, let alone compassion. … Hm, the fact that I never served does mean they won’t call me up, right? I mean, I was in the Boy Scouts. Does that count?
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Surely some revelation is at hand.
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