Hey, are you with me? We’re all over the shock of the “election,” right? Don’t know about you, but it’s time for me to put my thinking cap back on. See, I still have some questions, to which I haven’t gotten acceptable answers. And if we don’t keep asking the questions, and demanding answers, we’re doomed, people. Seriously DOOMED.

1.Why are we at war with Iraq? Why are the people of Iraq our enemies? Why are our young people pitted against theirs, and killing each other? Why are we bombing their cities?

2.Why is George W. Bush purging the government; in particular, the CIA?

3.Was the election stolen? Who did the people really vote for? If they stole it, how? And what can we do to set it right?

4.What do the Democrats stand for and how can we get that platform in the minds of the people in four years, and give liberalism back its good name?

5.Speaking of names, who leaked the name of that CIA agent, Valerie Plame? We all know that douchebag Novak printed it, but who gave it to him? And what’s holding up the intense investigation of the Justice Dept into this? (Ha.)

6.Why do they (the Bush administration) want us poor and ignorant?

7.What the heck is a unipolar world, and why do Bush and Cheney both have it on their Christmas wish list?

8.What damage is being none, as we sit at our computers today, to the environment that will be our children’s one and only home?

9.What kind of society will those children live in? Will it be a free, open, tolerant society, in which America makes things and has pride in its place in the world? Will it be a society of fear, with minds and souls sold to those who claim they can protect us, while they drive the one superpower capable of exploiting all the world’s resources?

10.Is America dying? Are we still the land of the free and the home of the brave? … And is it true you can’t go home again?