Well, we’ve had our dress rehersal for a night of fear and loathing. Tomorrow, we rest — Day of the Dead — and Tuesday’s the real deal. Ready? Got your sample ballot all filled out? Me neither. But tell you what, if you’re still undecided on the presidential race, just forget it. It’s alright. Just sit this one out. Maybe in four years, we can field a candidate with three elbows or something, some quality you can relate to.

If you’re still undecided, you’re probably also one of those folks who can’t speed up or slow down to merge into traffic. Just stare straight head, check your teeth for spinach in the rear view mirror, and don’t sweat it. We’ll make room.