OK, there’s a lot going on today, from a stolen scream in Norway to more BS about Kerry’s war wounds. (I would’ve tought Bob Dole was above this sort of raw sewage; apparently not.) But none of it is as fun or as newsworthy as Butt Paste.

“Retired Louisiana pharmacist George Boudreaux hasn’t needed Madison Avenue pitchmen to get the word out about his concoction to treat diaper rash. He just lets the name do it for him: Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. “Would you be talking to me if it was called George’s Diaper Cream?” Boudreaux recently asked a reporter.”

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