Over at Buddha’s Den, Buddah explores the role of the Smoothie in the life of real men such as myself.

Here in Santa Barbara, where we men all paddle out into the pacific and play smack-down grab-ass with great white sharks for our manly amusement, we have a small chain of smoothie shops called Blenders in the Grass. My favorite is the Tropical Pineapple with Vitamin C and Ginseng … the latter gives me that extra zip of energy for the shark-smaking.

I hope this lays down the law on smoothies. When you’re swimming with sharks, it’s not good to act like bait.