This world class bonehead was stealing toilet paper literally right out from under the cops. And you know what makes this interesting to me? Does anybody need 100 rolls of TP in 6 months? I’d ballpark guess I go through something closer to 50. But maybe Bonehead is supporting the personal absorbancy needs of some dependents. I wonder if his family knew where their squeezables were coming from, and whether the good people of Ashtabula OH will ever let them forget it.
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Surely some revelation is at hand.
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