My Mom asked me to ride along to the bigger city with her today. She wanted a little help picking out a new fax for her office. She decided on a Panasonic. It looked pretty heavy-duty to me, which is what she needs.

Then we stopped by Costco, a store for those who secretly question their own mortality to an extent that justifies buying stuff is great quantity.

Joe, if you’re reading this, I got a bag of almonds the size and shape of Bush’s cabeza. Excluding his ears. We’re also fixed pretty well for TP and paper towels, so those annoying messes aren’t such a problem anymore. Forgot the DVD-Rs, though. Dang.