Hey kids, check it out! The Sci Fi channel is showing Gov-elect movies! If you get that channel, you can see ’em on TV, for free. Tonight at 9:00 PDT, it’s Total Recall. You can see Ahnold grope Sharon Stone … then shoot her, as I recall. (Damn, this screenwriter needs Total Therapy!) Plus you can watch Ahnold pull a giant glowing lugie – a tracking device – outta his gubenatorial nose.
Who’s got the popcorn?
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