Flammable shirts for the fire department?

It’s too late now, the Baghdad Fire Department has seen firefighters in American movies, and they want some cool gear. You know, turnout coats, big shiny helmets, suspenders to keep your pants up, etc. They appreciate the DVD player in the firehouse, and the flammable nylon t-shirts with English lettering, but a fire truck would be nice. Shoot, how ya gonna keep ‘em down on the farm?